onsdag 22. september 2010

Foredeck Union

Good day and thank you for calling the foredeck. Right now, all our friendly foredeck staff are busy packing chutes or helping other crewmembers. Please press one for a headsail change... two for a spinnaker peel... three for a windward douse... four for a leeward douse... five for a hoist, six for a gybe or leave us a message and one of our courteous bow-people will get back to you as soon as possible. In a hurry? No problem! Simpy email your request to foredeckgods@thebow.com and we'll respond within twenty-four boat-lengths. For answers to frequently asked questions, please visit www.shutthefuckupbackthere.com. Thanks again and have a great race!

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